I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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