whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think I won the penis lottery.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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