just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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