I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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