i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
