Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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