do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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