i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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