So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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