I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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