We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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