I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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