I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
