He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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