I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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