So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
tell me about the fingering
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