you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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