I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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