I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
