Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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(831): View more from California

Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777

(323): View more from California

Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)

(831): View more from California

Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.

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(631): View more from New York

I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

(631): View more from New York

If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.

(908): View more from New Jersey

Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....

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