apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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