is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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