I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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