Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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