Just fell off a train. Bad.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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