I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
