love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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