Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Do you still have your period?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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