Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
