clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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