We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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