I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Small penises have feelings too.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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