whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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