Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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