I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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