Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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