I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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