Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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