i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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