He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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