eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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