1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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