Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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