i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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