We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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