I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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