fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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