real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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