Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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