Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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