I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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