she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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