He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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