What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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