Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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