I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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