think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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